So Now I'm Supposed to Give My Book away for Free

Well, I've gone and done it. I have published my book on Amazon via Kindle Direct Publishing (no, the Angry Writer is not going to tell you the title. I want to be positive when talking about my work. This is where I rant). So far my sales have been pretty shitty, mostly due to no publicity (like I'm going to get ripped off for low-exposure, over-priced advertising). But wait, Amazon has a suggestion. They're telling me I need to make my book free to generate sales. Sorry, I don't consider books to be like food and drink samples at the local grocery store. The idea of giving a sample is that someone will want to buy more. Why the fuck would they buy more if they have gotten all they can get? Are you saying that I should make it free so that people will spread the word? I think they are. What pisses me off even more is now my book has to compete with the 20,000 freebies available on Amazon. Talk about bullshit for the little guy and the Angry Writer.

To Hell with It, I Should Go with Kindle!

Okay, so I'm getting pretty jaded with the whole "finding an agent" process, one that I have come to view as trying to find a girlfriend. It's all about finding that special someone who likes your writing, not so much on whether it's good. Anyway, back to the point of this entry. After several months of not "making a connection" with an agent, I've started considering publishing my work directly on Kindle. After countless hours of writing, editing, crafting synopses, and sending query letters, I've come to the conclusion that the traditional method of publishing is bullshit. To be perfectly candid, I'm pretty happy to see the big publishing houses on the run from the megalomaniacal Amazon, and they deserve whatever they get. They also have no one else to blame except themselves.

For decades, these douche bag companies have served as the gatekeepers to the industry, cherry-picking whatever they thought would have commercial value. Well guess what, ass holes, your days are numbered. Good writers who are too exasperated to continue trying to convince one of your shithead reps that they have a winning story are now circumnavigating you altogether, and surprise, they're succeeding!

While many writers are not seeing any success whatsoever from Amazon (because their writing probably isn't any better than a third grader's), quite a few are. I'm thinking that I probably will too, and hopefully I will be posting some details about my upcoming book. Maybe with a little luck, this blog will be titled "Happy Writer." Yeah, like that will ever fucking happen. I'm only happy when I can be an obscenity spewing curmudgeon.

Divertir Publishing Dives to New Lows

Greetings all, this latest tirade is against a new publisher in the marker, Divertir Publishing. And yes, I was unfortunate enough to have dealt with them. To make a long story short, I want to rant against their lack of professionalism.

Before I get started, here's a little background information. I submitted my manuscript to Divertir about six weeks ago, and they rejected it with a simple form letter about two weeks later. That didn't really bother me too much, although I was somewhat irked that they chose a form letter after boasting how they wanted to be different than other more mainstream presses. What really bothered me was that they sent me the same rejection once again a month later. I guess they really wanted to make sure I got it. Uh yeah, I sure did.

So here is what I would like to say to the staff of Divertir Publishing (if they ever stumble on this blog). "I'm sorry that you and your sad staff didn't like my query. If it was only worth a form letter then so be it. However, you pea-brained ass holes only needed to send it once. Yeah, I got the message. There was no need for you to rub it in, and I don't care if it was a 'mistake.' Honestly, have some respect for the people who send you their work and keep track of what you do and don't want."

Thanks for reading

Writers' Digest Sucks

Ok, I'm starting my first entry here, and for anyone who follows this blog, I'll let you know that I'll be posting whenever something irks me. Today, that something is Writers' Digest. For those who write and are trying to get published, this company seems like the writers' equivalent of Standard Oil. It practically holds a monopoly on the publishing guidebooks. Ordinarily, I wouldn't mind, but this company seems to have zero integrity when it comes to providing its readers with sound advice.

Recently, I saw that they have created a vanity press, which is extremely overpriced for what it offers. Magazines like this should be doing everything they can to steer new writers from this course, not guide them into it. Unfortunately for someone like me who is just starting, I've turned to Writers' Digest on several occasions for writing tips. Not anymore though, after receiving their Abbott Press e-mail, I'm kicking this company to the curb.

Another issue I have with Writers' Digest is the garbage articles they publish. I mean come on, has anyone seen some of them recently. My particular favorite is this one written by an agent who explains why she rejects potential writers. She offers a variety of samples, but the article is rather uninformative, at least to a serious writer. Anyone could read those passages and realize the writing was crap. No, what I wanted to see was high quality submissions written by pros that were turned down, not what the rank amateurs submitted.

I'd love to continue this diatribe on WD, but some real work is calling my attention at the moment. Thanks for reading.